Aug 222008
- If you have a late-night thought to delete a certain sentence in a political op-ed piece, don’t neglect to delete it.
- If you are so stuffed up you can’t smell, taste your child’s food before you feed it to them.
- When your child has gobbled up half their food in a hurry and then suddenly won’t let the spoon near their face, and you begin to detect a hint of sour milk, put two and two together.
- Mixing fruit with yogurt is the best way to make rice cereal go sour overnight.
- Don’t stop taking Vitamin C because you’re starting to feel better.
- Don’t forget about drinking water when the temperature suddenly drops 30 degrees.
- Drinking water is a necessity when pumping breastmilk.
- Drinking water is a necessity when sick.
- Don’t blow your nose with your child in your lap.
- Children like to suck on pieces of Kleenex they have obtained unobserved.
- Don’t always write in bullet points.